There are jobs that always attract you but then there are jobs you never want to do. Here is my list of things that I would NOT take up as job.
Skydiving Trainer
I mean once in a while its great to jump from 10,000 ft. But look at a scenario when you get up in the morning and you are not in your best spirits (reasons may galore ranging from sickness to break up). So you don’t want to leave your bed even for a second, but your job requires you to jump from 10,000 ft. Well either they allow me to jump with my bed or I am not gonna open the parachute on my way down.
Bull Fighter
Well this one is crazy. I mean, I hate my co-workers too but then they don’t weigh 1500 lbs and don’t come rushing at me pointing two horns every time I enter office.
Guy who paints Golden Gate Bridge
I might paint a wall under duress, but then I can never paint the Golden Gate. Imagine you hanging at that height in high winds and trying to paint the wire rope and suspenders.
College Football Coach
Quick clarification: I am talking about American Football here. (I am good at soccer!). So with my kind of body frame, I cant possibly imagine coaching those giants. What if we win and they all huddle together with me in between. Happiness may turn sour for my team in a fraction of seconds.
Lifting Earth on your Shoulders
All hail Atlas! Such an important, but immensely boring job! You can’t move, you can’t play, you can’t have coffee, no internet, no clothes! (check Farnese Atlas). Even though i will have super strength as a perk on this job, but boredom will kill me.
Cameraman/Presenter for Dirty Jobs
You know that TV show called Dirty Jobs. I so much want to have a TV show of my own but not this show. I mean every week, you are standing in mid of a dirty job environment and trying to keep your lens (if you are cameraman) or yourself (if you are presenter) clean.
Well there many more, but right now I hate what I am doing. So that’s the end of this blog. Cheers!
